Every weekday at 5pm on the Hudson Valley Ride Home, Chris Marino inducts fans who are in their cars with their car horn into the "Chris Marino Horny Drivers Club" and gives away a bunch of FREE stuff that doesn't belong to him! Listen to honk and win at 1-866-547-7961... that's 1-866-KISS-961! Or click the link below to join right here on line! Powered by Giggles.com!
Via reddit, where the redditor swears it's not Photoshopped.
In Spokane, WA.
Nice riff off of current events!
It rhymes, which is almost always a plus for memorability.
But that big, honking QR code on the door makes me queasy.
In Melbourne, AUS.
Pretty much the best line you could write for a bar.
That's a lot information delivered in four short words. Bravo.
RPM is a chain, but this is a local tagline.
I like the bottom line, as it's maybe the first ever truthful slogan from an auto mechanic.
But that first line with the suspicious quotes kinda ruins the vibe.
Via a Sheffield, England gym, but I've seen this line used by several other local gyms, so points off for unoriginality. And sometimes, honesty is not the best policy.
Well, the S&M crowd will flock.
The Fundies, however, might burn the place down.
In Grass Valley, CA.
OK, not a slogan, but a business name.
About 40% Clever and 60% Creepy.
In Shoreditch, London.
Too-forced puns always make me wince.
But, a nice effort.
In Sumner, WA.
Now here's a pun that works.